A2Z resuming with N

N = Nebraska Nebraska is where I've lived the longest.  Good or Bad it is what it is.
 
O = Occupation I am currently employed at a college.  My job used to be good even great.  Now I just show up.  I keep hoping for the best.

P = Politics I consider myself conservative.  But if you are stupid or delusional I won't vote for you.

Q = Quiet I believe if you don't have anything to say shut your mouth.  I occasionally violate this rule and it annoys me.  I guess deep down inside there is a chatty kathy.  I don't like her though.

R = Redneck I once drove 4 hours and paid for dinner only to be told:  "I can't date you.  You aren't REDNECK enough."  I think it was an unattended compliment.

S = Sex I am a man.  Nuff said taterhead!

T = Taxes I hate taxes!!!!  The government should be only involved in Military, Roads, and enforcement of laws.  That is it.  Let us take care of one another.

U = I don't know...  Umbrella.  The individual that invented them was either brilliant or in love with Mary Poppins.

V = Violence Violence is occasionally necessary to obtain peace.

W = Water Love being near the ocean, river, lake or whatever.  Picky about the water I drink (topic for a different discussion).

X = xray I have had a bunch.  Most recent was when I broke my toe.  Or was it when I hurt my back.... hmmm. Not sure...