Tale of two goats

There once was a goat named Billy.  When he was born he lived on a small farm with a cute little blonde haired girl, her family and several other farm animals (perhaps you've seen a little girl on afv.  Well it was not her).  Billy was so happy.  He got milk from his momma everyday and played with the other farm animals until bedtime.  About 9 months this went on happily.  One day the cute blonde haired girl came to see Billy.  She had a brand new dress and shoes on. 

While the cute blonde girl petted one of the kittens, Billy decided he would nibble on one of her shoes.  She seemed completely unaware of Billy as he choked down one of the bows.  He decided the dress probably tasted better.  He began to chew on her sash and then some of the frill.  She still seemed unaware.  It wasn't until he decided to chew on one of the flowers now revealed on the cute little blonde girl's undergarments that she became aware of her actual predicament.  She let out such a bloodcurdling scream that Billy fell backwards over his own two feet with a large portion of the now tattered dress and undergarments still hanging from his mouth.

Her father upon seeing her, raced out of the house enraged.  He was stunned by the view of the cute blonde girl in tattered clothing.  He vowed to kill the animal that had done this to his daughter.

The mother calmly listened as she helped the cute blonde girl change into something not so new but certainly less tattered.  She began to laugh hysterically.

This laughter angered the cute blonde girl.  She began to say" I hate that stupid goat and I'm not feeding it anymore.

When the father heard the story from the mother he was relieved and began to laugh as well.  This further angered the cute blonde girl.

She waited till the next morning and the she opened the goat pen gate.  Billy wandered out.  She poured grain into the stock trailer.  The grain was just two tempting to Billy.  Up the ramp into the trailer he went.  The cute little blonde girl giggled as she slammed the stock trailer gate shut.

Miles later the gate opened.  Billy had been napping and was completely confused.  He shook his head as he wandered into the sunlight.  Again the little blonde girl giggled as she slammed the stock trailer gate shut.  Off the truck and the stock trailer raced.

Billy called out for his mother as he walked and walked and walked.

Eventually, he came to a farm he collapsed from exhaustion outside the gate of this mystery farm.  In the morning the farmer kicked Billy out of his slumber.  "What are you doin here goat"; he roared.  Get in your pen.  Billy moved quickly in the pen to avoid another boot to the bum. 

Billy was quite sad as he wandered around the pen.  Low and behold in the corner of the pen he saw the prettiest she goat he'd ever saw.  Finally, he got up the courage to talk to her.  Her name was Belinda.

Belinda and Billy became quite close eventually they had baby goats of their very own and lived quite happily ever after.

Moral of the story:

You can only lounge around for so long and then someone takes it in the shorts.  If you are lucky enough after a long bumpy ride and life kicking the crap out of you, you might be fortunate if you find someone that loves you!

P.s The saying goes that blondes have more fun.  Just because you see their undergarments, does not mean your out of danger.